Bristol Palin’s Reality Show Is Sure To Be A Huge Success
In case you haven’t heard, Bristol Palin has a new reality show premiering on Lifetime called Life Is A Tripp (see because her kid is named Tripp and she hasn’t milked that whole situation enough), and apparently it’s so mind-numbingly boring that the dude partly responsible for Bristol having a show wants no part of it. Radar Online reports:
The daughter of former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin wanted Levi Johnston to be on her latest television project, but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that he turned her down flat. “Bristol asked Levi to be on the show,” a source said about the 21-year-old single mother. “But, he said no way; Levi didn’t want to be a part of her reality show at all.” The source said that Bristol has been filming the show in her home state of Alaska, but so far it doesn’t look like it’s going to make for riveting viewing. “Everyone has seen her with the cameras,” the source said, but added, “it doesn’t look like she’s done that many interesting things.”
Now after reading that, here’s the press release. My God.
“From the first moment she was thrust into the public eye, Bristol and her son have been the subjects of a huge amount of curiosity and misunderstanding. This show will reveal the real Bristol Palin and her journey as a daughter, a mother and a young woman making her way in the world.”
They kind of brush over the fact that the “misunderstanding” is that her sociopath mother preaches abstinence yet Bristol got knocked up when she was 16 because what the hell else are you gonna do in Alaska except shoot wolves and fight vampires? If her last name wasn’t Palin, Bristol would, at best, be trying to convince her boss to let her dance the main stage one night a week, but since her mother ruined any chance McCain had, she gets her own television show despite the fact that all she’s ever accomplished is managing to have a baby that wasn’t retarded. What up, Trig? What’s shakin, homey? Your brain? Cool, bro.