Everybody Is High All The Time

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Armie Hammer, the guy who played the twins in Social Network and that one guy in that other thing, was arrested in Sierra Blanca, Texas after a border patrol check point busted him with “0.02 ounces of marijuana, three medicinal marijuana cookies and one brownie”. Since he’s obviously in bed with the Mexican cartels and using his massive Hollywood power and influence to smuggle illegal drugs into this country to force upon our precious future (the children), he was arrested and is being held without bond. Haha, no he cut a check for a grand then drove off because he had 0.02 ounces and some baked goods and everybody has that and nobody gives shit. Radar Online reports:

He paid a $1,000 bond after spending a day in jail, but charges have not been filed by the county attorney. The DA declined to press charges because a felony requires more than 4 ounces of actual marijuana.

The world is a fucked up place and if you don’t do a little something every now and then, you either become a serial killer or walk into your office one day with a rocket launcher. I’m not advocating marijuana use in any way, but I’m also not not advocating marijuana use. I mean, who doesn’t like brownies?