Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Are Still Together

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Vanessa Paradis finally denied the rumors of her split with Johnny Depp. E! Online reports:

Making the publicity rounds for her new movie, Café de Flore, Paradis offered a clear statement to French television program Grand Journal on the subject after giving a vague response to the U.K.’s Daily Mail. “Yes it’s false! Of course it’s false!” the 39-year-old singer-actress said when pressed about reports she had split with Depp, 48. Paradis added that such rumors “can truly harm my family.” “When someone reports that we buy a house, they say we have 52 houses around France,” she told the show. “We separate in winter and we get married again in summer… I’m at this point at my 12th pregnancy.” According to Paradis, what she really takes issue with is when reporters write hurtful things that end up affecting their two kids, 11-year-old Lily and 9-year-old Jack.

It’s pretty safe to say they’re never splitting up, but not because he can’t do better. If you manage to land Johnny Depp when you look like Gollum with a weave and Michael Strahan’s orthodontist, there’s a 97.6% chance necromancy is involved.