Steven Tyler Sang The National Anthem
Now before you transform into a bald eagle wearing an American flag cape with M-16’s and freedom mounted on your wings, please explain to me why we still do the National Anthem before every professional sports’ playoff game? I can understand it being performed during the Olympics, but what does the rocket’s red glare have to do with millionaires getting incentive bonuses for extending their season? Anyway, before you respond and tell me to move to France because I’m Communist who hates America, here’s Steven Tyler showing reverence and respect to our treasured song before the AFC Championship Game yesterday. Because nothing gets the crowd pumped more to be an American than a middle-aged woman in a fur-lined collar screeching and fucking up the words to a song you learned in kindergarten.