Hey, It’s Snooki Without Makeup

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In an attempt to make me pro-SOPA, Snooki posted a picture of herself on Twitter yesterday without makeup on. Why? Who the fuck knows. Chicks do that sometimes to get compiments. Sorta like how white guys buy things for women they aren’t sleeping with. Anyway, a lot of blogs are saying that she look great here, but please understand this is still Snooki. Without makeup. That’s it. She still looks like her former employer was Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and the elevated BAC and future outbreaks are still on the table. I’m not saying she’s unattractive, I’m just saying she’s not aesthetically pleasing to the eye in any possible way. So let’s just take a deep breath and calm, everybody. Let’s try not to get too carried away here.