Sooo…Casey Anthony Has A Video Diary

TODAY has confirmed that a grainy, black and white video (filmed in October) of a white chick talking about her computer and probation is indeed acquitted child-killer, Casey Anthony. It also confirms that narcissistic murderers who leave their child to rot in a swamp while they get a spray tan for a hot body contest really love attention. Tits or GTFO?

While Casey Anthony sightings have been scarce in the six months since she was cleared of killing her toddler daughter Caylee, the 25-year-old has resurfaced in a video that she apparently recorded herself in October. “It’s just a little surreal how much things have changed since July and how many things haven’t changed,” Anthony says in the 4 ½ minute video, which aired on TODAY Thursday. NBC News has confirmed that it is Anthony on camera. Anthony’s appearance is markedly different from her last public showing in the Florida courtroom as her “not guilty” verdict was read — she sports short, blonde locks and wears glasses. She revealed that she’ll remain in her hiding spot “at least until the end of February.” And as she talks about her new life, Anthony indicates this video diary may not be her last. “I’m extremely excited,” she says. “I’m excited that I’ll be able to Skype and obviously keep a video log, take some pictures and that I have something that I can finally call mine,” she says on camera. “It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to call something mine.”

The irony isn’t lost on me that this video is 4:20 long, but in those four minutes and twenty seconds, Casey Anthony doesn’t mention the daughter she killed once. Not once. That’s because she finally got a new phone and a new computer. Why live in the past, man?