IDLYITW: Best Posts Of 2011

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Not to be confused with the best posts of 2011, here’s what you guys voted (with a little help from traffic and social media stats) as the best posts on IDLYITW in 2011. Strangely, not enough titties are involved. What’s up with that?

10. Steve Jobs Has Six Weeks To Live

Posted by Todd on February 17, 2011

You know how when your iPhone battery thingy turns red and you think it’s about to die, but it hangs on until it knows you’re done with your call? This was kinda like that.

9. Nicolas Cage Is An Undead Vampire (According To A Guy On eBay)

Posted by Todd on September 20, 2011

It all makes sense now.

8. Jonah Hill Lost 40 Pounds

Posted by Todd on July 14, 2011

Ok, ladies. I played your silly game.

7. Ryan Dunn Was Piss Drunk

Posted by Todd on June 21, 2011

Apparently millions were in mourning. Still not sure why.

6. Megan Fox: “Brian And I Were On A Break”

Posted by Todd on June 30, 2011

I painted a portrait.

5. Mark Sanchez Is Great At Making Life Decisions

Posted by Todd on April 8, 2011

This post is about his personal life, not anything to do with what he does in the 4th quarter of games.

4. White People. LOL

Posted by Todd on April 28, 2011

Remember that whole Barack Obama birth certificate thing? Of course you did.

3. Scarlett Johansson Is Naked, Leaked

Posted by Todd on September 14, 2011

The day the Internet almost broke.

2. Rebecca Black Thinks She’s Being Cyberbullied

Posted by Todd on March 18, 2011

One month later she pulled all her videos off YouTube. The truth hurts sometimes. But not worse than a tiger bite.

1. Ryan Murphy And Perez Hilton Aren’t Done Whining

Posted by Todd on January 27, 2011

I received hate mail, death threats, and marriage proposals from this post, and there was a Bay of Pigs situation where I seriously thought I might get fired. So great to relive this again! Thanks, guys!