Maria Menounos has been around forever (yet she’s only 33) and I’m still not exactly sure what she does. I know she’s on television holding a microphone a lot and I know her last name’s spellcheck suggestion is “menopause”. So in addition to the wealth of information I just shared with you about somebody you kinda know from that one thing maybe, here’s that somebody in a bikini in Miami yesterday. I don’t know. She probably should have started doing this a long time ago. She could have rocketed to fame and hosted something with Mario Lopez by now.
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