Sinead O’Connor’s Marriage Lasted 18 Days
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After literally trolling for a husband on the Internet with the promise of unlimited anal sex, Sinead O’Connor married Barry Herridge on December 18th in Las Vegas on her 45th birthday. Apparently he wasn’t fulfilling her anal needs. ET Online reports:
“Within 3 hours of the ceremony being over the marriage was kyboshed by the behaviour of certain people in my husband’s life,” she wrote. And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink. My husband was enormously wounded and very badly effected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage. It became apparent to me that if he were to stay with me he would be losing too much to bear.” She also stressed that she still loved him, and didn’t want to “trap” him. “I’m sorry I’m not a more regular woman. I truly believe though it is painful to admit, we made a mistake rushing into getting married, for altruistic reasons, and weren’t aware or prepared for the consequences on my husband’s life and the lives of those close to him. He has been terribly unhappy and I have therefore ended the marriage. I think he is too nice to do so. And too nice to trap,” she wrote.
So basically, her husband’s family called him up and made him realize he just married a bald, bi-polar, unattractive, 45-year old mother of three who really, really enjoys cocks in her ass. Then they drop kicked him and stuffed him in a sleeping bag and set him on fire. While the townspeople beat him with ax handles. Then the whole family changed their last name. I know, I thought it was a little extreme myself, but I guess it’s better than the alternative of, “Hey, isn’t your so married to Sinead O’Connor?”