Justin Bieber Is “Obsessed With The Playboy Mansion”

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Justin Bieber is currently dating an underdeveloped and fertile Mexican chick who has already aborted his love child, so what better way to forget about all that than to spend your every waking moment at the Playboy Mansion?

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Justin Bieber’s not even an adult yet, but according to a new report, one of his favorite past times is hanging out with Hugh Hefner and his Bunnies at the Playboy Mansion — yikes! Justin Bieber is really living the straight man’s dream! Even though he’s only 17, the pop star reportedly has unlimited access to the Playboy Mansion, and isn’t afraid to use it. Isn’t that a little inappropriate? “Justin is obsessed with the Playboy Mansion,” a source told MSN. “He actually has permission to show up whenever he wants. He’s invited to every party and he even visits just to hang with Hef.” We know Justin celebrated his birthday at the infamous mansion earlier this year, but this is a whole new level. Do you think it’s okay for a teenager to be surrounded by scantily clad women all the time? Also, what does Selena Gomez think?

Justin Bieber is famous, worth millions, and has a penis. That’s really the only criteria to be allowed to visit the Playboy mansion whenever you want. Because the Playboy mansion is filled with women who like famous penises that can double as a printing press. I guess what I’m saying is that this shouldn’t really be a surprise to anyone. What should be a surprise to everyone is this bump on my thigh. While I go obsess over it for the rest of the day, I ask that all of you keep me in your prayers.

Note: The banner pic is of Playboy Playmate and perfect woman Jessica Burciaga instead of Justin Bieber. I hope that doesn’t offend anyone.