Kim Jong-Il Died

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“Let them eat imaginary cake.”

Kim Jong-il, North Korea’s supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, commander of the 4th-largest army in the world, and nuclear weapons enthusiast, died yesterday of a massive heart attack while on a train outside Pyongyang at the age of 69. CNN reports:

A tearful broadcaster reported that Kim died due to “overwork” after “dedicating his life to the people.” Kim suffered “great mental and physical strain” while on a train during a “field guidance tour,” North Korea’s state-run KCNA news agency reported. More specifically, the agency reported that Kim suffered a heart attack and couldn’t be saved despite the use of “every possible first-aid measure.” His funeral will be held December 28 and the national mourning period extends until December 29, said the news agency.

I guess 2011 isn’t a great time to be a psychotic dictator with power over millions of delusional followers. Isn’t that right, Jerry Jones?