Rob Kardashian Needs To Cut The Cord

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“Hey, come take my picture, guys! Look at all the stuff I bought with my allowance!”

When Lamar Odom was traded to the Dallas Mavericks, Odom and Khloe Kardashian whined, but then quickly realized they’d still get to film their “reality” show, so they got excited about the move. A move that would allow a young couple to grow and cultivate their relationship without the constant involvement of Khloe’s family oh wait no Rob Kardashian is moving in with them again. Celebuzz reports:

“I’m definitely going to move there, especially in the initial run to help Khloe pack and be with her. Khloe is going to be alone for the majority of the time because half the time Lamar will be on the road. We’re going to be filming and I’ll be keeping her company,” Rob dished to Celebuzz at Duracell’s Holiday Insurance Program event in New York. The 24-year-old reality star isn’t sure what to expect from Dallas, as he’s never been there, but he is ready to take the city by storm. “Dallas should be a fun city. I definitely want to catch some games and support my brother-in-law. I’ll be in and out but for the most part, I’m down to be there for a few months. There is no reason for me to be in LA. I can do anything from anywhere,” he added. “I’m ready to start experiencing the lifestyle and seeing what it’s all about.”

To reiterate, Rob Kardashian is 24-year-old fuck up who would rather make up any excuse to move to Dallas than get a job and find his own place. At least it’s near Houston and the Space Center. The episode where he wakes up at noon and tells Khloe that he wants to go to astronaut school while she’s driving him to meet a girl at the movies should be wrought with drama.