Kris Humphries Is Uncomfortable

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Kris Humphries gave an interview on Good Morning America today, but because of his prenup he couldn’t divulge much. So he literally repeated the same shit (essentially “PLEASE HIRE ME!”) ad nauseam for five minutes. The only entertainment value of this is watching his body language. Between his eyes, his posture, and his fidgeting, you can’t watch this and say he wasn’t holding in the kind of explosive diarrhea that usually just comes out Kris Jenner’s mouth.