Brooke Mueller Is Still A Crackwhore

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Best known as Charlie Sheen‘s ex wife, Brooke Mueller was arrested this weekend. You’ll never guess why! TMZ says:

TMZ broke the story … Brooke was arrested Friday night outside Aspen’s Escobar nightclub on suspicion of felony cocaine possession. She was also booked for third degree assault after allegedly attacking someone at a different nightclub nearby.

More importantly, before that all happened, the video above of Brooke Mueller dancing did. The only things that make me more ashamed to be white are Snuggie commercials and Toby Keith.