Miss USA Got A DUI

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Rima Fakih, former Miss Michigan and first known terrorist to win the Miss USA title, got popped for a DUI this weekend. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

Radar Online reports:

“She was pulled over for speeding at 3:30 am,” a Highland Park, Michigan police officer tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She was then found to be impaired and taken into custody.” The beauty queen was held until 5 pm when she posted her bail of $150. Fakih’s lawyer Doraid Elder told The Detroit Free Press his client’s record “has not a single blemish” and she was “very saddened and very apologetic for the situation that she is in right now.” Fakih briefly tried to deny the bust,tweeting late Saturday: “Let’s clear things up now…. I’m NOT in Michigan and I’m NOT in jail! Wrong Fakih.” The tweet was deleted a short time later.

“Wrong Fakih”? How many of them are there? I’m a little worried now. Getting my head cut off while kneeling in front of a flag doesn’t sound like fun. It doesn’t sound like fun at all if I can be totally honest here.