George Michael Is Hospitalized With “Pneumonia”

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A gay dude in the hospital with pneumonia? Interesting. I’ve never heard of that before. E! reports:

When it comes to his health, George Michael’s doctors have faith. A week after the pop star was hospitalized in Vienna after being diagnosed with pneumonia, the medical team caring for him insists the singer is on the mend. “We are happy to announce that Mr. Michael is improving steadily with an impressive regression of pneumonic symptoms and follows a steady rate of improvement as hoped,” doctors Gottfried Locker and Christoph Zielinski said in a statement. “There are no other health issues with regards to the patient other than the underlying pneumonic disorder, and no further measures had to be taken.”

George Michael has been arrested twice for trolling for cock in a public toilet, and according to most medical journals, that’s one of the leading causes of pneumonia. They also spell it “AIDS” sometimes.