Since women should be judged solely on the size of their tits, based on these pictures of Leann Rimes shopping in Malibu, it’s obvious she’s a wonderful human being with many admirable qualities. A lot of people don’t know this, but she was a 9/11 first responder and once saved a child from drowning using only her mind. She also fought and killed a dragon who attacked a Haitian fishing village two years ago.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
