Chaz Bono Wants A Penis

And he might go to Europe to get one. ONTD says:

Chaz Bono made a fearless appearance on Tuesday morning’s Howard Stern Show, talking about everything from his strained relationship with his parents to his possible plans for additional gender reassignment surgery to give him a penis. Bono explained that he is considering traveling to the Eastern European country of Serbia to obtain a surgery that would turn his clitoris into a penis. “What I will probably do is I will probably go to Belgrade, actually,” said Bono. “There’s a doctor in Belgrade that just does this procedure the best of anywhere I’ve seen it. They take your clitoris and basically, kind of, use certain ligaments and stuff–make it a little bit bigger, release it, wire it so you can take a graft from your cheek…and they lengthen your urethra through it so you can urinate, and they put in testicular implants. You know, it’ll be small, but you’re going to be able to urinate through it…You’ll be able to pee standing up….For me, the ultimate would be able to penetrate and have feeling.”

I had something to add, but I’m too busy dry heaving. I didn’t even read the article, either. I just saw the chinstrap.