Leonardo DiCaprio Is Plowing Through Vagina

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Ever since leaving Blake Lively and her dreams by the side of the road in August, Leonardo DiCaprio has been in Australia filming the Great Gatsby and banging two Australian models. But banging two models gets boring, so sometimes you have to bang three. In his defense, three is the magic number. No more, no less. You don’t have to guess. New York Post reports:

In Sydney to film “The Great Gatsby,” the star was photographed entertaining an unidentified beauty at his waterfront Sydney mansion earlier in the week — and on Thursday The (Sydney) Daily Telegraph revealed his companion was underwear model Madalina Ghenea. Ghenea is one of Italy’s hottest underwear models — considered in that country to be one of the most beautiful women in the world. The Romanian-born model, once the girlfriend of Italian pop star Eros Ramazzotti, is the third woman to be linked to DiCaprio since he split from US actress Blake Lively in early October.

Remember when the Nazis tried to steal the Ark Of the Covenant in Raiders of The Lost Ark and when they opened it, their faces melted off? I bet that’s what happens when an ugly chick tries to unzip DiCaprio’s pants.