Chaz Bono Is No Longer Dancing With The Stars

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So, I have to ask, what time does the protest parade start? And will there be glitter? He’s a woman who is a man who likes women. So, she’she’s technically a gay man then, right? I’m confused. Us Magazine reports:

Chaz Bono has cha cha’d for his last time on the Dancing With the Stars stage. The 42-year-old actor and activist was eliminated from the ABC hit Tuesday after a lackluster tango with pro partner Lacey Schwimmer. During Monday’s performance round, Bono and Schwimmer, 23, earned only 19 out of 30 points — the evening’s lowest score — for their Broadway-themed routine, which was panned by judges Carrie Ann Inaba, Bruno Tonioli and Len Goodman. “It was like a cute little penguin trying to being a menacing bird of prey,” Tonioli told Cher’s son after his number, set to “The Phantom of the Opera.” “The tango needs to be like a panther stalking. This character didn’t fit you.”

If you look at that banner picture and your first thought is, “wow, I bet whatever that is should compete on a show about an Arthur Murray Dance Studio. That person looks really graceful,” then you should probably leave a note for your loved ones and kill yourself. Chaz Bono should be dancing like Leann Rimes should be eating with Kobayashi.