Paul McCartney Married A Chick With Two Legs This Time

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Paul McCartney married his girlfriend of four years, Nancy Shevell, in England yesterday. All his troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they’re here to stay, oh I believe…nevermind. Us Magazine reports:

Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell said “I do” in England Sunday, Us Weekly confirms. The former Beatle, 69, wed Shevell, 51, in a small ceremony at the registry office in Marylebone. A source tells Us the duo are planning to throw a separate party in NYC for their friends in the United States.…In May, Shevell told The New York Post her and McCartney’s wedding would include “just our families.” She added: “Don’t ask what I’ll wear because how dressy do you get to stand before a Justice of the Peace in his chambers, which is exactly what we’re going to do.” A source tells Us McCartney proposed to Shevell in April “during a romantic candlelit dinner for two” after four years of dating. As for the ring? It’s estimated to be worth an impressive $650,000!

This is Paul McCartney’s third marriage. His first wife died of cancer and his second wife got hit by a car and lost her leg. They probably should have used this wedding as the first scene of the new Final Destination movie, because it’s pretty clear Nancy Shevell will have a piano fall on her head at some point.