In case you’re wondering how anyone can do cardio for hours and still look like they need to butter their doorways to leave the house, Chaz Bono was photographed outside the Dancing With The Stars rehearsal studio (likely because they called the paparazzi ahead) maintaining his girlish figure by ordering tacos off of a truck. If nothing else, this may explain Bristol Palin.
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