Sarah Jessica Parker Almost Killed A Man

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Flynet‘s actual caption for these pictures:

A shocked Sarah Jessica Parker looks on at a man who collapsed near her photo shoot in London. The wife of the man who was passing by screamed for help when he collapsed and hotel security quickly rushed to his aid.

Witnesses go on to say the man was shouting, “PHOTOSHOOT?! LOOK AT HER HANDS, MAN! LOOK AT HER HANDS!! WHY ISN’T ANYBODY SHOOTING IT IN THE BRAIN??! AIM FOR THE BRAIN!!! SHE’S COMING CLOSER!! SHE’S IN THE DOOR! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IIIIIITTTTT!!!”. Or something like that. I’m sure it was something like that.