Brad Pitt Is A Hero
Because he wasn’t already pretty much perfect. Us Weekly says:
Brad Pitt isn’t just a good-looking movie star: he’s also an everyday hero! The 47-year-old father of six was filming a scene for his new movie World War Z in Glasgow, Scotland Thursday when one of 700 extras stumbled to the ground and was nearly trampled. Without hesitating, Pitt scooped the woman up and brought her back to her feet. “Lots of people hurt themselves and Brad came to the rescue of one woman who slipped,” a set source told The Scottish Sun. “I don’t think she could believe it when Brad picked her up.” “He didn’t have time to speak to her as it was mid-shoot. But she said afterwards how grateful she was, despite having a badly grazed knee.”
Brad Pitt helped a girl up. He and his wife adopt orphans and donate the gross domestic product of Belize to charities every ten minutes, but helping a girl up makes him a hero? Someone should let more women know this is the only criterion. So many more of you would get laid at last call.