Will Smith And Jada Pinkett Smith Plan To Drag This Out For A While

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After reports surfaced yesterday that they were separating, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith released a joint, carefully worded statement to let everyone know that their marriage is completely wonderful and filled with love. I think that’s what “intact” means.

“Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false.” The two add, “We are still together, and our marriage is intact.”

Man, I’ve never read anything so romantic. They must really love each other. Or, you know, they could be lying. There’s also that. TMZ reports:

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are having significant problems in their marriage, but they have NOT made a decision to separate … at least not yet — this according to sources connected with the couple. Reports have been swirling that the couple has separated. We’re told it’s “definitely a possibility” but they haven’t pulled the trigger. In fact, we’ve learned Will, Jada and their kids are going away together soon — as a family. Our sources would neither confirm nor deny if the trip is a last ditch effort to save the relationship. We also asked our sources about the somewhat curious statement from Will and Jada, that their marriage is “intact.” Specifically, why didn’t they go the more traditional PR route and say they’re still in love and committed to each other? Our sources privately said, the language was carefully constructed.

In the last two weeks, Will Smith has been seen in clubs all over Miami without his wife. Why? Oh, because she may have fucked Marc Anthony. I wish I was joking. Will Smith might as well give up now, because Jada looks like she’s lost for good. Because once you go Mexican you don’t come back unless you have a coyote or can climb fences pretty good as the saying goes.