Meanwhile, In England

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Jessie J performed at some festival I couldn’t give a shit less about looking like this. The only “news” today is about Kim Kardashian’s wedding, which I couldn’t also give a shit less about, but I’m not sure how the media missed this. I figured if Rihanna and Katy Perry had a retarded baby that Perez Hilton would’ve been all over it.