While talking about Gerard Depardieu pissing in the aisle of an airplane, Anderson Cooper said “they should thank their lucky stars it wasn’t Depar-two” then giggled for a full two minutes like a 5-year old girl who just saw a cat in a cowboy hat riding a pink pony. I really hope no one is shocked by this. I’d be more shocked if he could throw a football or understands a check oil light.
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