Ali Lohan Got A Modeling Contract. Ali. Lohan.
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Because a failed attempt at a Lindsay Lohan is sure to set the fashion world on fire. Radar Online reports:
RadarOnline.com has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister Ali has signed a contract to be a model with the famous agency NEXT Model Management, who have represented stars like Miranda Kerr, Petra Nemcova and Molly Sims. “In Fashion, Ali will set herself apart as a bonefide icon. One that fashion fans will follow not because of her famous last name, but because of the beautiful images and fashion trends she is helping create,” Alexis Borges, Director, Next LA tells RadarOnline.com. “It’s been a long time coming, she’s so beautiful and I think she will do very well,” her proud father Michael Lohan exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
Totally. Because nothing says “beautiful” and “bonefide icon” like this and this. Oh, and this. How many hits of acid are we supposed to take before we look at any of her campaigns? Will NEXT Model Management being sending them through the mail on sugar cubes or on regular paper? Is she modeling masks? A lot of questions need to be answered before I understand why anybody would ever fucking do this.