Blame Natural Selection

On the bright side, everyone pretending this is tragic can now toss her into the 27 Club so her music can be remembered as much better than it actually was.The Daily Mail reports:

Amy Winehouse has been found dead at her home in London, it has been reported. The Back To Black singer was apparently found at 4pm and her death is believed to be unexplained.

Maybe it’s the CSI effect again, but the death of a well-documented alcoholic, heroin-addled crackwhore is usually pretty easy to explain. Police suspect she either got mauled by a bear or got caught in Libyan crossfire. Or she might have OD’ed. We may need Dr. Watson for this one.