Arnold Schwarzenegger’s White Son Is In ICU

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A fat kid gets on a surfboard. Stop me if you’ve heard this one. TMZ reports:

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s 13-year-old son Christopher is hospitalized after a serious surfing accident last weekend … so serious he has been in ICU for days …TMZ has learned. Christopher suffered multiple broken bones and a collapsed lung as a result of the accident in Malibu. We’re told Christopher’s condition has now been upgraded and he will be OK. We’re told Maria has constantly been at Chris’ side. And Arnold has been a regular visitor as well. We’re told in spite of the divorce, the entire family has come together as a unit in dealing with Christopher’s accident.

I don’t want to tell anyone how to parent, but maybe they should have bought him a Hoveround instead. I mean, well, look at this kid. Why is he riding a surfboard? You might as well ask him to ride a dragon.