Ladies, if you’re still on the fence about the direct correlation between having huge breasts and how seriously you’re taken, please take a long look at Rumer Willis. She’s a pale, cellulite mess with a gigantic head that looks like Hellyboy raped Jimmy Neutron and Dane Cook, but she wore this shirt yesterday with her rack hanging out. And now she’s on this site today. So you can see…wait, what now? You see, she’s unattractive but she wore a sh..oh, JESUS CHRIST DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU PEOPLE?!?! TITTIES OKAY?!?! YOU HAPPY NOW?!?! You guys know how much I don’t like saying that word! Goddammit, you guys.
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