I never write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley because it takes too long to type her damn name, and magazines and websites tell me she’s the hottest woman on earth. I mean, the body looks how it’s supposed to look I guess, but can someone explain the face to me? What’s up with that? Seriously. Was she held underwater for an extended period of time as a child? I would say more but I ‘d rather Jason Statham not rip my spine out of my back. It’d be cool if he didn’t do that.
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