Tracy Morgan Can’t Joke About Anything Now

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Since groups who are discriminated against have no influence and are cursed to live in hiding for fear of their lives, Tracy Morgan has spent the last month apologizing to whiny fags after GLAAD and LBGT touched cock rings and combined their gay power to turn him into acceptance and tolerance zombie for his joke during a Nashville show. Now, he’s under fire again for saying the word “retarded”. You know, because retarded people might get offended if they hear this while they’re drooling and chasing a butterfly or getting a medal for finishing 23rd in a 40-yard dash. Us Magazine reports:

Only weeks after profusely apologizing to the LGBT community for his homophobic rant at a stand-up performance in Nashville, he managed to offend another group of people: the mentally disabled. “Don’t ever mess with women who have retarded kids,” Morgan, 42, said Saturday night at a performance in New York City, as reported by the New York Times. As groans of “uh-oh” were heard in the crowd, he continued, “Them young retarded males is strong. They’re strong like chimps.

Tracy should really change up his act to make it funnier. Maybe Tracy can talk about the differences between white people and black people (LOL black people like chicken! And white people are uptight!). Or maybe he can find a magic amulet and turn himself into a woman so he can make jokes about his period (omg! I bleed for five days and don’t die! haha isn’t that funny??!) Or maybe he can talk about how his cat thinks he’s human. Or maybe he can say how he just flew in from NYC and boy are his arms tired! Haha, that one always kills!!