In the 5 Stages of Grief, Stage 2 clearly states that “The grieving person may then be furious at the person who inflicted the hurt (even if she’s dead), or at the world, for letting it happen. Then he calls a news crew to meet him at the site of the crash.” So like the millions before who have suffered a devastating loss, Bam Margera left a methadone clinic in The Shire (codename: Arizona) and had his people call Pennsylvania’s Fox 29’s people so they would be there to capture him wring every bit of sympathy and camera time he possibly could over a guy with a history of reckless driving and DUI. Just watch this video. He put his hand to his temple several times and did the whole wobbly knee thing. Then he told a story about a rental van. Then a man talks into a microphone as a guy in pink shorts walks behind him. Then he touches his temple again. This is pretty powerful stuff.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
