Tracy Morgan Should Thank David Tyree

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Former New York Giants wide receiver, David Tyree, made one of the greatest clutch catches in the history of the NFL during Super Bowl XLII. I guess now we know why. He thought it was a gay marriage bill. He could not let it pass. TMZ reports:

During the interview, Tyree is asked about the push to legalize gay marriage in the United States — and says if it happens, “This will be the beginning of our country sliding toward … it’s a strong word, but anarchy.” To reinforce his point, Tyree says, “You can’t teach something that you don’t have … so two men will never be able to show a woman how to be a woman.” And the kicker, Tyree — who’s black — says, “How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all the sudden because a minority, an influential minority, has a push or agenda … and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country.”

He’s right because Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Iowa, and Connecticut are all under martial law because of the rioting in the streets. Maybe he should go preach there instead. Or maybe he should go back to smoking that half pound of weed he was arrested for 2004. Maybe he’ll get high and realize he’s black and has four kids out of wedlock at some point.