Tori Spelling Is An Excellent Driver
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Tori Spelling went on Twitter yesterday, and it’s
tweets like this that make Mitt Romney’s plan to only allow women to drive dog sleds seem like a good idea.
Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I was trying to get away from him and had a pretty big accident. Took down whole wall of school. He thn STILL got out to try to get pics. 10 school moms chased him away. Wht will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop? Going to dr now to check on baby. I think its just shock.
Uh, was she carrying government secrets? A dead body or plutonium in the trunk? No? Ok, then so to recap, she was driving with her kids in the car. The paparazzi were following her. So to escape, she TOOK DOWN THE WHOLE WALL OF A SCHOOL. Then took her baby to the hospital, because, you know, he was probably just in shock. No big deal. I think most doctors who don’t exist will tell you that when babies crash into walls at 45mph they’re usually just more scared than anything else.
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