Because she understands that putting ice on her nipples and licking her lips are the only qualifications it takes for a woman to be in a Michael Bay movie, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley replaced Megan Fox in Transformers 3. I don’t want to say this is a downgrade, but I think her face in the banner picture accurately conveys how we all feel. We feel that she was born with a dick.
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