JJ Abrams’ much anticipated E.T meets Close Encounters meets The Goonies meets Stand By Me meets Abrams deep throating Spielberg’s cock Super 8 comes out in two days and here is a six-minute clip that hit online today. I still have no clue what this movie is about, but apparently in 1979 fat kids were really bossy and no black people were alive.
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