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My Facebook feed and the city of Raleigh went ape shit last night because reinforcing Southern stereotype and down home dork Scotty McCreery won this season’s karaoke contest on American Idol. If you’re in NC and you’re reading this, I bet you’re kissing your Scotty McCreery poster right now and thinking to yourself, “Don’t be a hater, Todd. If you don’t like him then why are you posting about him?”. Good question. But ask yourself, if I didn’t post about it, how else would the banner picture come up in a Google image search for “Scotty McCreery” from now until the end of time?
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
