The Guy Who Wrote This Song Killed Himself
Oscar winner and rape enthusiast, Joseph Brooks, was found Sunday afternoon in his NYC apartment with “a plastic dry-cleaning bag around his head and a towel wrapped around his neck. A hose attached to a helium tank was hooked up to the bag; a three-page suicide note included,” (I shit you not). In lieu of flowers, the family is accepting thank you cards.
Police have released video footage from the scene: