This Is Karina Smirnoff’s Playboy Cover. This.

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As promised, or threatened, here’s Karina Smirnoff‘s Playboy cover. Take a moment. Now tell me how much she gets for her Sharpie endorsement. Or if I should get a side of bacon or maple sausage with those tits. Maybe Karina and I can order that for lunch, because in a world that make any kind of fucking sense, that’s obviously when her shift at the strip club next to the Vietnamese nail salon would end.