I Really Need To See Her Birth Kertificate
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Since I was born with eyes and took a correspondence course in basic human genetics, I feel perfectly fine in saying that at some point around August 1983, Kris Kardashian was raped by a mutant bear. I mean, how else can you explain Khloe Kardashian? Her sisters are 5’0″ and 5’2″. She can dunk. And, as seen her on the “Extra Show” in Hollywood yesterday, she has a massive head that looks like it should be on the front of a pirate ship. Jesus, her nose looks pregnant. It’s hard to tell what happened immediately after pic #6 was taken, but I can’t shake the feeling it played out something like this.