The Inevitable Happened
When Kirstie Alley was announced as a celebrity contest on Dancing With The Stars and “here’s her partner Thor” wasn’t said immediately afterward, it was only a matter of time before Sir Isaac Newton would be in the spotlight once again. Specifically, last night. When Maksim Chmerkovskiy‘s knee finally succumbed to the tsunami of BMI and heart disease that he’s been bombarded with for the last three weeks. As you watch this video, please keep in mind that this wasn’t an accident. It wasn’t a slip. You can literally see the point in the conversation where his femur and tibia looked at each other and said “fuck this bullshit” and collapsed like Chmerkovskiy had been kneecapped by the mafia.