Perez Hilton Wrote A Children’s Book

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If this book isn’t illustrated with MS Paint and semen, then I’m not really sure what the point of any of this. Oh, it’s called “The Boy With The Pink Hair”. Perez says in USA Today

“This story is about every kid that’s ever had a dream, felt excluded, wanted to belong, and hoped that one day they could do what they loved and make a difference,” says Hilton in a release.

In Penguin’s press release they given us deeper insight into this gay shit. LA Times reports:

“The Boy With Pink Hair” is the story of a child born with a shock of fabulous hair that sets him apart from his peers. While some find this difference hard to accept or understand, “The Boy With Pink Hair” uses the opportunity to find what makes him special and share it with the world. The children’s book is illustrated with vibrant retro-feeling art by first-time illustrator Jen Hill, putting into pictures the fun that comes with embracing individuality

“The Boy With Pink Hair”, a tale of acceptance and rainbow dreams, is basically a subversive tactic designed as a children’s book that should just be called “The Boy With Pink Hair Who Likes To Experiment With Things Up His Ass And Your Child Should, Too Because It’s Fabulous”. Of course, lost in all this is the fact that, since 2004, Perez has been one of the most vicious and evil bullies ever to exist on the Internet. Who justified it to himself and the media by saying he was doing it for the good of the gay community. Then a few gay kids killed themselves, then all of a sudden bullying was wrong and should be outlawed. Whatever. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation and The Advocate hate him, so if you really think he’s doing to for the betterment of the world, you’re a fucking idiot. Sorry. I don’t know how else to say it. But at least Britney has a new concert coming up. That should make you feel better.