Chris Brown Is An Overall Wonderful Human Being

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Not content to be just an unrepentant woman beater and spoiled child who throws violent and psychotic temper tantrums when someone has the audacity question his perfection, Chris Brown just moved into a West Hollywood condo building last month. And he’s already the greatest tenant ever! Radar Online reports:

“Chris Brown is a problematic tenant, to say the least,” the source says. “He has his posse traipsing around until the late hours of the night, he’s loud and totally disrespectful of his neighbors. “He’s driving the other tenants in the building crazy. The vast majority of the residents are professionals and they work during the day, so it’s important to them to get some rest at night and that’s proving difficult with the noise that’s being generated. “The building isn’t meant to be some kind of party house, the residents don’t want that and they don’t want to live in that kind of environment.” “The tenants are complaining about him and the noise he’s generating, they’ve even had to give him at least one warning. He needs to keep the volume down – people are sick of his behavior.” Brown spent close to $1.75 million on the 3,000 square foot, three bedroom, three-and-a-half bathroom penthouse condo, and only recently moved into the property. “It’s crazy,” the source says. “He just moved in around a month ago and he’s already received a warning. The tenants are just really worried – if he’s like this straight off the bat, they wonder if it’s going to get any worse.”

There’s really not much left to say about this asshole that hasn’t already been said, but has anybody mentioned dropping him off on an island where the worst prisoners are let loose to create an isolated barbaric society where the strongest men rule? No? Hmm, interesting. Someone should look into that.