Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last Night
Jimmy Kimmel tweeted this last night, and I incorrectly guessed Michael Jackson. As it turns out, it was Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen who of course showed up with a trash bag of shit he’s trying to sell and looking completely cracked out looking like he just stole a car stereo. Too bad he didn’t have a cordless drill I could have held for him for $10. Speaking of which, fuck you Ikea.