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Alyse Lahti Johnston, who has been reportedly dating Tiger Woods for a few weeks (and has also been seen on his yacht in Florida recently), is the daughter of an executive at IMG, the agency that represents Woods. She also looks really sexy in her DUI mugshot. It’s hard to tell if she needs Proactiv or more meth to even shit out.
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