Renee Zellweger And Bradley Cooper Aren’t Engaged

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Because they broke up. Us Weekly reports that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits. Oh, Bradley Cooper also has a movie out this weekend.

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have reached their limit.

After less than two years together, the couple have split, multiple sources confirm to Reps for both Cooper and Zellweger had no comment.

Limitless star Cooper, 36, first met Oscar winner Zellweger, 41, six years ago on the set of their thriller Case 39 — but romance didn’t bloom until summer 2009.

In the interim, both stars had short-lived marriages: Cooper to actress Jennifer Esposito, Zellweger to singer Kenny Chesney. Both unions petered out in less than six months.

After being photographed dining together in NYC in July 2009, the duo were spotted kissing in Spain in early August; the next week, he took her to his Philadelphia home town…

Doing press for his new movie Limitless, Cooper stayed typically mum on his love. On the Howard Stern Show on Monday, Howard Stern grilled the Hangover star about Zellweger; Cooper simply denied any engagement plans.

No reasons have been reported for the split just yet, but I suspect it has something to do with Bradley Cooper turning the lights on or getting a new prescription for his contact lenses, because these were the best pictures I could find of Renee Zellweger. Seriously, can someone explain her appeal? Her movies are lame and she always looks like she just sucked on a lemon or something. Oh, wait. “Or something.” This explains everything. Carry on.