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If Madonna is the whore teen mom who got knocked up after playing beer pong when she should have been in second period, Lady Gaga is her 13-year old daughter in her fifth foster home who got raped by her foster brother with Downs Syndrome. Forced to have the baby, she threw it in a dumpster where it resurfaced years later in Australia in this abomination called a bikini. They call the creature Ke$ha. Without looking at all these pictures, I can honestly say I’d rather see a bikini contest in a burn ward than to ever have to edit pictures like this again.