Usher Has A Sex Tape

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A sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife, Tameka Foster, was allegedly found on a laptop that Usher reported “stolen” in 2009. After he works out a backroom deal with Vivid, you’ll be able to see the screencaps on this site. Hey, look a there! We’re all winners! TMZ reports:

TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and two photos. We’ll keep this PG-13 and just say … the people in the video are both givers. The video and photos are clear — it’s Usher and Tameka. Sources close to Usher — without specifically admitting the existence of a sex tape — tell us they believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken — including two laptop computers.

Ooh, a married couple going down on each other?! Man, I can’t wait. I bet the bored indifference, dress socks, and weave cap are sure to make this a big hit.